Danger! Tripping Hazard!

Freddy, the wiener dog, and his girls have been getting underneath Mommy's feet something awful. Mommy shuffles along as much as possible - but it's not a natural walking gait - to keep from tripping over the little doggies. But, that doesn't really help.

So far this morning, Mommy has already lightly, lightly kicked all three wiener noses with the heel of her tennis shoes. Then, Mommy tripped over Freddy, but caught her foot under his body and nearly dropped-kicked him across the room.

Luna is the worst! Mommy has already tripped over her three times this morning and stepped on Luna's tiger twice! Mommy really hates that because it feels like she's stepping on a little doggie, panics, trips and stumbles, or throws herself against the counter or wall trying to keep from completely stepping down on a little doggie only to find that it's Luna's tiger. No wonder Mommy feels like she has a sprained ankle this morning. Oh, well....life with wiener dogs.