Freddy, the wiener dog, loves treats. He especially likes Pedigree’s MarroBones(R) treats. It looks like little bits of bone with marrow inside. It must be doggie crack. Unprompted, he’ll do something that he knows I like so I’ll say, “What a good boy! Let’s get a treat!” He’s far too intelligent to be a dog. Freddy must be human, or an alien.