Second Breakfast

Freddy, the wiener dog, loves people food especially pizza, apple pie, and peanut butter. But, he’s a bigger pig than that. You see, Freddy is on reduced rations of Pedigree's Weight ManagementÒ diet doggie food. So, he wants to eat as many meals and snacks as possible to make up for it. Freddy conned me into a 2^nd breakfast. That dog is such a liar. He convinces you that he didn’t eat and he’s starving!  Jeff and I have to call each other now to confirm Freddy’s been fed so that dog won’t get another 2^nd breakfast. I started calling Freddy “Piggy” and he'll respond to it. Sausage Baby.