The Visit, Part 2 - New Monkey!
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Old Monkey |
When Auntie Julie returned from her trip, she brought Freddy, the wiener dog, a new woobie – a little monkey with a purple bow. Freddy took New Monkey for his a.m. walk. During a thunder and lightning storm he kept New Monkey with him. Good monkey. Oh, the little purple bow is still on New Monkey, but Freddy ripped the fur off. A day later when I returned home from work, I discovered that Freddy made a hole in New Monkey – There were monkey guts throughout the house. Eventually New Monkey no longer had any guts…just skin and fur – and a purple bow. Freddy is extremely pleased with his de-gutted monkey – It’s easier to carry on walks or shake to death. I found the killing field on the pool patio. There was a ton of stuffing outside my sliding glass door. Who knew stuffed animals had so much inside? Currently, New Monkey is buried in the backyard. Lots of dirt, no stuffing, and a little purple bow. Perfect.
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